February 2012
126 posts
Anonymous asked: A girl has the power to make a guy feel like a million bucks. Hope you know that.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Watchldngrrl:
nikkineedlesomg:
this has to be the best porn scene ever. Ever. Even if you don’t like porn, it’s still the best. like ever. Ta.
FOUND ITTTTTTTT. TY Nikki!
Is that James Deen? Hes so hot.
Anonymous asked: I'm 23 should I be engaged or married by now? It's depressing to see people getting married at my age. I wish people would just slow down. Holy smokes.
What do you say to your cousin who lost his wife...
How do find the courage to be strong for him when you’re dying inside as well? Will things ever be normal again? Can my family over come these tragedies? Why didn’t the doctors save them? Or at least save the baby? How do you lie and say things will be okay? Will things be okay? Is this a dream? When will her 2 year old stop asking for her? How do you tell your 2 year old that mommy...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Anonymous asked: Hair on a girl's arm always scares me. If a girl's arm isn't shaved, God knows what else isn't.
When a Taurus likes you it's not obvious. They'll...
wolf-taurus-monkey:
how true…
forever-oldskool asked: Do I really have to ask a question or can I just say Hi? Nonetheless, if I must go the "Jeopardy" route: who has been a fan of yours since the 'myspace' days?
Anonymous asked: What's your purpose in this life we live?
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
may-13th:
hugslikevoldemort:
is it even possible to get that amount of notes?
Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190!
wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow
yus
Reblogging for this fuck load of notes. Is this a record?
Taurus is an old-fashioned type when it comes to...
Fuckkkkk
The tighter you try to hold on to a Taurus the...
Fuck fuck
Taurus have a non judgmental nature which might...
Fuck.
Anonymous asked: Any girl in this world would be lucky to have me. I am not perfect, but I am perfect for you. I am going to be your babby dady. Then, we can start our family and move to China and play with the Panda bears. We will eat cats for breakfast, luch and dinner
Anonymous asked: Whitney Houston was much prettier than you. Just saying.
