January 2011
46 posts
Anonymous asked: can you post more pictures of yourself? your hotter than all these models you put up <3
I'm........Famous?
Vinny from the Jersey Shore RT’d one of my tweets to him…I gained about 400+ followers…the next night (last night) saw him at a night club….his family was taking pictures of me and telling me how pretty I am. Vinny played the bongos on my boobs.
The life I live is the most random life ever.
Thank you God for boobs.
God I love Porn.
But sometimes I find myself searching and searching for one I really like to the point where I’m not even horny anymore. Anyone? Anyone? No?
Great.
0n0-deactivated20110404 asked: I've been following you for sometime now. Notice you were gone for a while. Got tired of tumblr?
Nervous break down psycho ca ca woman
I lost everything I had in my blackberry.
Outer Space Pickup Lines:
apophatic:
“Hey babe, you know what the cold, unending vacuum of space and you have in common? You take my breath away.”
“Are you a neutrino? Because you just went right through my heart.”
“Babe, you get me more excited than the particles that are violently launched out of the poles of a Pulsar.”
“You got my heart tied up in so many knots I just proved string theory”
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Do you remember what you told me once?
That every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. -Vanilla Sky
