February 2012
141 posts
The art of trolling
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Anonymous asked: Come on, give me a real answer. I think lots of guys could really benefit from learning how to approach a girl. I hope she is 18. Not sure I would have to ask that in the conversation, ya know.
Anonymous asked: I don't wanna mess this up SO HELP. There is this girl who walks by my house with a dog and she is fairly attractive, and I wanna get to know her. What's the best way and least creepy way to approach her and start a conversation?
Anonymous asked: A girl has the power to make a guy feel like a million bucks. Hope you know that.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Watchldngrrl:
nikkineedlesomg:
this has to be the best porn scene ever. Ever. Even if you don’t like porn, it’s still the best. like ever. Ta.
FOUND ITTTTTTTT. TY Nikki!
Is that James Deen? Hes so hot.
Anonymous asked: I'm 23 should I be engaged or married by now? It's depressing to see people getting married at my age. I wish people would just slow down. Holy smokes.
What do you say to your cousin who lost his wife...
How do find the courage to be strong for him when you’re dying inside as well? Will things ever be normal again? Can my family over come these tragedies? Why didn’t the doctors save them? Or at least save the baby? How do you lie and say things will be okay? Will things be okay? Is this a dream? When will her 2 year old stop asking for her? How do you tell your 2 year old that mommy...
Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
Reading Hurts
treesquirrrel:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Anonymous asked: Hair on a girl's arm always scares me. If a girl's arm isn't shaved, God knows what else isn't.
When a Taurus likes you it's not obvious. They'll...
wolf-taurus-monkey:
how true…
forever-oldskool asked: Do I really have to ask a question or can I just say Hi? Nonetheless, if I must go the "Jeopardy" route: who has been a fan of yours since the 'myspace' days?