Zorada...

Jun 03

When your friend says a guy is staring at you…

most-awkward-moments:

Expectation:

Reality:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: sydneysagee, via simplykafela)

I tweet James Deen every day.

And nothing.

One day….he will notice me.

Fuck. I’m a stalker.

dancingpurge:

tiriathurin:

An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.

This is going to be every morning

Omg. This is pure evil.

(Source: meandsam, via stardustcrusade)

wowfunniestposts:

reblogging for all of America being Texas.

It’s too much.

Canada as seen by Canadians

Canada as seen by the rest of the world

funniest blog ever

(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque, via simplykafela)

OooohhmmmmyyGossshhh what an amazing body. Fahhhhhh. *starving self naow*

(via diamondnthehaze)

ohheypster asked: That wasn't even a bad one, I don't post half the shit I get lol

Hahhah. Same. I delete 90% of the questions I get.

Jun 02

Anonymous asked: Okay so what's your bra size ?

Infinite.

ohheypster asked: I was being sarcastic to that anon lol :) I have morals lol

And I thought I got weird questions.

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